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BEST USE FOR A SNORKEL OTHER THAN SCUBA DIVING
1. sign language for the letter 'J'
2. put in your butt
3. siphon gas
4. snorting sand
5. beer bong
6. alternative to 'the rabbit'
7. large spit ball gun
8. perfect size straw for grande margarita
9. blowing bubbles for the kids (it works!)
1. sign language for the letter 'J'
2. put in your butt
3. siphon gas
4. snorting sand
5. beer bong
6. alternative to 'the rabbit'
7. large spit ball gun
8. perfect size straw for grande margarita
9. blowing bubbles for the kids (it works!)
BEST BEACH BAR NAME
1. the topless mermaid
2. happy snapper
3. narcosis grill
4. bottoms up
5. just say yes
6. diver's dungeon
7. checkemout
8. rocky bottom
9. round coconuts
1. the topless mermaid
2. happy snapper
3. narcosis grill
4. bottoms up
5. just say yes
6. diver's dungeon
7. checkemout
8. rocky bottom
9. round coconuts
MOST INTERESTING THING SEEN ON A BOAT
1. a tumbleweed
2. a captain
3. astroturf
4. johnny depp
5. pamela anderson
6. a cat
7. guitarist from megadeath(playing)
8. a treehouse
9. a spare tire
1. a tumbleweed
2. a captain
3. astroturf
4. johnny depp
5. pamela anderson
6. a cat
7. guitarist from megadeath(playing)
8. a treehouse
9. a spare tire
BEST MERMAID NAME
1. eeeee eeiiee eeeeii iieeee eeeee
2. ethel mermaid
3. cloessica
4. tridentailya
5. finnius
6. scales
7. moltar the destroyer
8. mrs. mobyvajayjay
9. aquaman
1. eeeee eeiiee eeeeii iieeee eeeee
2. ethel mermaid
3. cloessica
4. tridentailya
5. finnius
6. scales
7. moltar the destroyer
8. mrs. mobyvajayjay
9. aquaman
FAKE NAUTICAL BAND NAME
1. sucking air
2. the descenters
3. toxic octupus
4. chummy and the wake riders
5. smashing sea cucumbers
6. the benz
7. narcosi
8. the girabaldis
9. tentical tom and the octopi
1. sucking air
2. the descenters
3. toxic octupus
4. chummy and the wake riders
5. smashing sea cucumbers
6. the benz
7. narcosi
8. the girabaldis
9. tentical tom and the octopi
WORST THING HEARD BEFORE
ENTERING THE WATER
1. i'm too drunk to walk...we have to dive
2. see you panzzies on the bottom
3. next one in cleans the galley
4. that's not a dolphin
5. how thick is that ice?
6. hasta manana
7. you should probably wipe that steak off your face
8. yeah...we finally got our license back
9. whose reg is this?
ENTERING THE WATER
1. i'm too drunk to walk...we have to dive
2. see you panzzies on the bottom
3. next one in cleans the galley
4. that's not a dolphin
5. how thick is that ice?
6. hasta manana
7. you should probably wipe that steak off your face
8. yeah...we finally got our license back
9. whose reg is this?
WHAT'S IN YOUR S.Y.A. KIT?
1. appeltinis
2. blow up doll
3. mini bottle of rum
4. tool(not your boyfriend)
5. shot glass
6. condoms
7. bottle opener
8. nude pics
9. lube
1. appeltinis
2. blow up doll
3. mini bottle of rum
4. tool(not your boyfriend)
5. shot glass
6. condoms
7. bottle opener
8. nude pics
9. lube
| what is a S.Y.A. kit? view pink raft episode here: |
OR
BEST UNDERWATER MOVIE
1. finding nemo
2. the abyss
3. sanctum
4. the little mermaid
5. creature from the black lagoon
6. the deep
7. deep blue sea
8. piranha
9. into the blue
1. finding nemo
2. the abyss
3. sanctum
4. the little mermaid
5. creature from the black lagoon
6. the deep
7. deep blue sea
8. piranha
9. into the blue
WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT KID SAID?
1. what is a dudong?
2. can he log that dive?
3. quick...get the decompression chamber
4. what was that drink recipe?
5. was that jacques cousteau?
6. stranger danger!
7. yellow water!
8. boy, was that bad
9. that water is dirty
1. what is a dudong?
2. can he log that dive?
3. quick...get the decompression chamber
4. what was that drink recipe?
5. was that jacques cousteau?
6. stranger danger!
7. yellow water!
8. boy, was that bad
9. that water is dirty
| what kid? view kiddie pool episode here: |
OR
BEST SCUBA HOTEL NAME
1. it's a dive
2. logged inn
3. 20,000 leagues
4. the sea cucumber
5. wet sands
6. two tank inn
7. the narcosis
8. decompression inn
9. the octopussy
1. it's a dive
2. logged inn
3. 20,000 leagues
4. the sea cucumber
5. wet sands
6. two tank inn
7. the narcosis
8. decompression inn
9. the octopussy
| inspiration? view showgirl episode here: |
OR
MOST INTERESTING
CERTIFICATION SPOT
1. certification?
2. in a school bus
3. fountains at the bellagio
4. finland...get it? fin-land
5. south china sea
6. all i know...there were a lot of sea cucumbers
7. seas on uranus
8. niihau...forbidden island off coast of kauai
9. breakwater beach near monterey
CERTIFICATION SPOT
1. certification?
2. in a school bus
3. fountains at the bellagio
4. finland...get it? fin-land
5. south china sea
6. all i know...there were a lot of sea cucumbers
7. seas on uranus
8. niihau...forbidden island off coast of kauai
9. breakwater beach near monterey
| where did BadDiver Erica get certified? find out by watching hot tub episode here: |
OR
BEST SCUBA ISLAND NAME
1. australia
2. borracho isle
3. frank
4. rock islands
5. wakatobi
6. autitaki, cook islands
7. komodo
8. sicily
9. glovers atoll
1. australia
2. borracho isle
3. frank
4. rock islands
5. wakatobi
6. autitaki, cook islands
7. komodo
8. sicily
9. glovers atoll
| another island name? watch string of pearls episode here: |
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BEST SCUBA HEAD STONE QUOTE
1. blub blub blub
2. he loved going down
3. keep on narcin
4. buried with fins on
5. down under forever
6. how long 'til i have to decompress?
7. dirt around me? where's the water?
8. don't borrow equipment from BadDiverBill
9. how long will my air last at 6 feet?
1. blub blub blub
2. he loved going down
3. keep on narcin
4. buried with fins on
5. down under forever
6. how long 'til i have to decompress?
7. dirt around me? where's the water?
8. don't borrow equipment from BadDiverBill
9. how long will my air last at 6 feet?