Top 9 archives...page 4
Top 9 BadDivers' lists
THIS SCUBA AWARD GOES TO___________.
(fill in the blank)
1. idiot who brings their high maintenance date
2. jacque costeau for helping to start this whole thing
3. principles of physics that allow a crapload of air to fit
into a small tank
4 o-rings
5. most cobwebs on scuba gear
6. over teched-out diver for 30 foot dive
7. diver for being sick on the boat before it left the dock
8. bikini tops...just because
9. diver who dons his gear by lifting it over his head
(fill in the blank)
1. idiot who brings their high maintenance date
2. jacque costeau for helping to start this whole thing
3. principles of physics that allow a crapload of air to fit
into a small tank
4 o-rings
5. most cobwebs on scuba gear
6. over teched-out diver for 30 foot dive
7. diver for being sick on the boat before it left the dock
8. bikini tops...just because
9. diver who dons his gear by lifting it over his head
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BEST TANK NAME
(yes...scuba gear deserves names)
1. steely dan
2. scubby do
3. airhead
4. good 'ol gassy
5. leaky
6. bob
7. old faithful
8. windbag
9. fred
(yes...scuba gear deserves names)
1. steely dan
2. scubby do
3. airhead
4. good 'ol gassy
5. leaky
6. bob
7. old faithful
8. windbag
9. fred
BEST THING YOU'VE LEARNED FROM SCUBA DIVING
1. 8 + 2 = 14 at 150 feet
2. boobs float
3. the term 'buddy' fades when sharks appear
4. everything looks smaller under water (i've dove with a naked BadDiverBill)
5. H2O and H2SO4 are entirely different things
6. saltwater lips make beer and margaritas taste better
7. life is better when wet
8. holey wetsuits don't work so good
9. PADI stinks at acronyms (BWRAF for example)
1. 8 + 2 = 14 at 150 feet
2. boobs float
3. the term 'buddy' fades when sharks appear
4. everything looks smaller under water (i've dove with a naked BadDiverBill)
5. H2O and H2SO4 are entirely different things
6. saltwater lips make beer and margaritas taste better
7. life is better when wet
8. holey wetsuits don't work so good
9. PADI stinks at acronyms (BWRAF for example)
SCARIEST UNDERWATER CREATURE NAME
1. cuddlefish
2. sea cucumber
3. laura (my ex)
4. bob (my ex)
5. vampire squid
6. great white
7. mutant teenage ninja turtle
8. dangling picklefish
9. manta ray
1. cuddlefish
2. sea cucumber
3. laura (my ex)
4. bob (my ex)
5. vampire squid
6. great white
7. mutant teenage ninja turtle
8. dangling picklefish
9. manta ray
BEST BadDivers SLOGANS
1. we have fishues
2. our bubbles sink
3. we're not good
4. the deeper you go...the better lookin' we get
5. 'Bad' is not an acronym
6. mermaids are topless
7. see you in the blue...or the bar
8. when the dive flag goes down...ours goes up
9. hey scuba steve...meet BadDiverBill
1. we have fishues
2. our bubbles sink
3. we're not good
4. the deeper you go...the better lookin' we get
5. 'Bad' is not an acronym
6. mermaids are topless
7. see you in the blue...or the bar
8. when the dive flag goes down...ours goes up
9. hey scuba steve...meet BadDiverBill
MOST UNNECESSARY SCUBA GIFT
1. teddy bear with mask, snorkel and fins
2. ticket to sea world
3. remote controlled flying shark
4. a barking dive flag frisbee
5. soft mask case
6. replica dive helmet with clock and pen holder
7. a kite to fly at the beach
8. dvd on how to swim
9. there are none
1. teddy bear with mask, snorkel and fins
2. ticket to sea world
3. remote controlled flying shark
4. a barking dive flag frisbee
5. soft mask case
6. replica dive helmet with clock and pen holder
7. a kite to fly at the beach
8. dvd on how to swim
9. there are none
BEST SCUBA LICENSE PLATE
1. IMNARCD
2. U4SCUBA
3. FISHUES
4. SHARKY
5. NARCDVR
6. GOINDWN
7. 2DEEP4U
8. GR8WYTE
9. DIVRDWN
1. IMNARCD
2. U4SCUBA
3. FISHUES
4. SHARKY
5. NARCDVR
6. GOINDWN
7. 2DEEP4U
8. GR8WYTE
9. DIVRDWN
BEST SCUBA TOWN NAME
1. surfinterville
2. submergia
3. antilandis
4. coastranatia
5. tankaire
6. megalatown
7. coralville
8. underland
9. fathomopolis
1. surfinterville
2. submergia
3. antilandis
4. coastranatia
5. tankaire
6. megalatown
7. coralville
8. underland
9. fathomopolis
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BEST PET FISH NAME
1. gill (from 'what about bob?')
2. francisco
3. nemo
4. bubbles
5. yo-yo
6. hula (from bagpipes episode)
7. hoop (from bagpipes episode)
8. dagon
9. jaws
1. gill (from 'what about bob?')
2. francisco
3. nemo
4. bubbles
5. yo-yo
6. hula (from bagpipes episode)
7. hoop (from bagpipes episode)
8. dagon
9. jaws